My Brother’s Girlfriend

My brother has a new lady
She’s very nice but no beauty
Tall and slim with a nice figure
She definitely pulls his trigger
He is besotted with her sadly
And he dotes on her quite madly
He calls her his little hollyhock
While we all call her Bob Foc
As she has a Body Off Baywatch
And a Face Off Crimewatch

Sibling Rivalry

A funny poems which suggests that beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, at least when it comes to sizing up one's brother's girlfriends.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Love

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