The Naked Truth II

Mary stood naked before her husband
“What do you like most about me?”
"What is it that turns you on more,
My pretty face or my sexy body?"
He perused her nakedness briefly
"Your sense of humour!" said hubby

Franker

A second poems in The Naked Truth series which reinforces the general warning that Paul's poems are not suitable fare for militant feminists.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Sex

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Love

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