We shared an umbrella when we first met
When caught in an April shower
We shared our first kiss
One night in the wee small hours
We shared a passionate embrace
And made love in culmination
Then we shared a secret
After we caught an unpleasant infection

Clap Trap

A funny poem about a love affair which develops into something most unpleasant. If you think that a poem about STDs should have been included in the funny sex poems, there's a companion poem of Paul's entitled Bella Donna which will make rather more painful reading for male members of our audience.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Love

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