Get Your Dander Up

When someone annoys you
And you want to have a go
When your hackles go up
Firstly count to ten or so

But if they get under your skin
And you want to let rip
And you feel your temples throb
Firstly just bite your lip

But if all else has failed
And you do lose your temper
Keep your words soft and sweet
In case you have to eat them later

Temper Temper

A poem offering wise words about how to behave in a lovers' tiff, or indeed any argument where you can't easily wash your hands of your sparring partner.


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