Anything By George

George arrived home from work one night
To find the house bathed in candlelight
His wife Julie Draped on the sofa sexily
Wearing very little and smiling seductively
She swung her long stockin’ed legs to the floor
And walked slowly to George by the door
In her silk camisole she looked very sexy
Her dark nipples were aroused, he could see
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything."
So George tied her up and then he went bowling

Of Human Bondage

A twisted funny love poem which hints at titillation and sexual shenanigans, but reaches a distinctly anticlimactic climax.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Love

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