You Can Learn A Lot From TV

Fed up of missing his favourite shows on TV
Young Ben really wanted his own telly
“Could I have a telly in my room dad”?
Reluctantly Dad said yes to the lad
Ben stayed in his room the first night
Next morning he gave his parents a fright
He asked them “what is love juice?”
His mother left making some feeble excuse
Leaving his Dad to explain the basics
Of sexual intercourse and its mechanics
The boy sat in open mouthed amazement
Dad asked him after his embarrassment 
“Exactly what program did you have on?”
The boy replied “I was watching Wimbledon”


A funny poem which combines sex, sport and childhood confusion. It's amazing it doesn't happen more often.


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