You Can’t Have Your Cake

The upstairs flat has been sublet
Above our local patisserie
To an attractive young woman
Who wears exotic lingerie
Her pursuits are in nature erotic
OK she’s a prostitute I will admit
But there are advantages to this
As you can eat your cake and have it

More Tart, Anyone?

A slightly tortuous journey to reach a humorous conclusion in Paul's poem about a hooker living above a patisserie.


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