Sex Toy Upgrade

In this modern age
It is certainly possible
For you to increase
Sexual arousal
With the use of mechanical devices
In particular
They work on women
One of these is a sports car
However these devices
Don’t always work on a man
If he is inclined
To spend all the time he can
Tinkering with the car’s parts
Rather than the woman

Boys' Toys

The titular sex toy is not the sort that you'd buy at Ann Summers, but rather a male appendage that's huge, throbbing and almost certainly red.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Sex

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