I Wanna Hold Her Hand

When a man, before the wedding day
Holds on to the woman’s hand, they say
It’s a certain sign of a love intense
After marriage it’s just self-defense

An ultra-realistic, perhaps even pessimistic view of marriage in Paul's funny poem about pre- and post-wedding behaviour.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Weddings

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Best Man's Speech

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