A Marriage Made in Heaven

Mr. Camel and Miss. Dromedary were married
And in time a baby was due.
Said Mrs. Camel to her beloved
'Would you prefer one hump or two?'

A short funny poem about marriage and procreation, with the twist that it's a distinctly mixed marriage.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Weddings

Patrick Winstanley

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