A Question Of Courtship

I like you very much and I am attracted to you
But something that I have quite often thought
If you wouldn’t mind my asking, is, are you chaste
And more importantly have you ever been caught

Dirty Linen

Courtship seems such an outdated concept, as does chastity, but anything goes when you're chasing a glorious pun.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Love

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