Desperately Seeking

She seeks Mr. Right
Someone who’s simply awesome
A strong, intelligent man
Tall dark and handsome
A King or a Prince
Healthy wealthy and wise
A good conversationalist
With come to bed eyes
Generous to a fault
Patient and kind
Devotedly attentive
And domestically inclined
A constant companion
A lover and a friend
A man of substance
On whom she can depend

But if a man seeks a woman
Then a deaf-mute, with no sense of smell,
Large breasted nymphomaniac
Contortionist would suit well


A poem which seems to be treading a familiar path - more about romantic disappointment than sex - suddenly hots up in the second verse to reach an unexpectedly honest conclusion.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Sex

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