Old Buzzard

I have come to the conclusion
Which is quite worrying
That although my sex life isn’t dead
The buzzards are definitely circling

The Slipperly Slope

A man ponders the inexorable downward path that his sex life is taking. Perhaps the condition is terminal.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Sex

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Not Virginia Plain

A slow, smouldering romantic poem for autumn.

Romantic poems


A wallflower is transformed into a man-eating plant!

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I Can See You Are Blessed

A young woman wears her romantic intentions on her sleeve.

Romantic poems