Wedding Vow

When to my wife I was wed
My father-in-law to me said
I will give you ten acres and a cow
I’ve waited for the land for 10 years now

A short, sharp poem about marriage which may require a little pondering before you see the funny side of it.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Weddings

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