Marriage Views

Men will say of matrimony
“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”
While women say of marriage
“Why buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage”

A poem about male members and marriage is sure to find an appreciative audience, at least among the fairer sex.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Marriage

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Hen Party or Best Man's Speech

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